Wives, daughters, girlfriends & sisters, here's a list of Christmas gifts you can't go wrong with purchasing for the man in your life. In fact if you purchased one of these gifts, you will make him a very happy man. They're not that expensive and are guaranteed to put a smile on his face. So here goes:
Firearms - Any kind of firearm. You can buy a rifle, shotgun, pistol, black powder gun, it doesn't matter. If you were to actually go out to a gun store, fill out the paperwork and purchase a gun for your man, he gain a level of respect form him that you never thought possible. Be prepared for him to return the favor on your birthday by purchasing you a gun. He will take your willingness to buy a gun as a sign that you are interested in shooting sports. That's the only flaw with this gift.
Power Tools - Any kind of power tool will do. Don't worry about whether or not he already has one. Most men will take a duplicate of a power tool in a heart beat. He will apply man logic to the situation and create scenarios where two of the same tool is warranted. Ex: one for the shop and one for the house.
Dirty Magazine Subscription - If you were to surprise your man with a subscription to Playboy, you will be telling your man that you want him to be happy. You will be telling him that you are confident in your sexual relationship. Confidence is an extremely sexy quality in a woman. You man will also apply man logic to this gift and assume that you will be open to a 3-way with another woman. He will probably never approach you about it, but it will strengthen his life-long fantasy and he will be indebted to you forever.
CAUTION - This is not a gift for sisters to get brothers or daughters to get fathers. That would just be weird.
Home Beer Brewing Kit - This really needs no explanation. I only caution those that live with alcoholics to rethink this one.
Fishing Gear - Even if the man in your life doesn't fish, it doesn't mean he wouldn't like to. I strongly caution you not to buy this fishing equipment at Walmart or Kmart. Get something good from Cabelas, LL Bean, or Bass Pro Shops and spend some dough. If you buy him something from Walmart he might use it for a little while but then he's just going to go behind your back and spend a butt-load of money on a really nice rod and reel anyway. So, just cut out the middle man and splurge.
Slippers - There's not a man out there that doesn't appreciate a good pair of slippers. When I say a "good pair" I mean something made of leather with a comfy lining. I suggest LL Bean's "Wicked Good Slippers".
Video Game System - If you bought you man an Xbox 360 or Play Station 3 for Christmas, I virtually guarantee you will get lucky on Christmas night. Be prepared however. This may be the last time you get any for a long time because he will have his ass planted in front of the TV playing video games until the wee hours of the night from that point on.
Pool Table - Pool tables are like magnets for men. There's not man out there that hasn't stopped in his tracks while at a mall when he sees a pool table. I don't know what it is about hitting balls with sticks, but men love to do it.
Golf Clubs - Again, it's the whole hitting balls with sticks thing.
Pro Sports Jersey - I know this one sounds stupid. Why would a grown man want a jersey of a professional sports team. It's not like they are ever going to receive a telephone call asking them to play. But, every man wants one. They may not have had the courage to buy one for fear that they would look stupid. But, I guarantee they will like it if you get it for them and they will find an occasion to wear it.
Electronics - This is a huge catagory and encompasses many things. If you buy a dude any kind of electronic gadget, he will be happy.
Sporting Goods - This is another huge catagory, but any kind of sporting goods will make him happy. If you bought him a football or a new baseball glove, he will not act very happy about it, but inside, he will be ecstatic. I think it has something to do with the smell of leather. All dudes love the smell of leather. If you could find some sort of spray that make anything smell like leather, buy it. If you sprayed yourself with leather he'd want to hang out with you more.